9 Thoughts Every Woman Has While Getting A Spray Tan
6 months ago, 3 Jan 01:52
You’re well aware of the dangers of tanning, which is why you probably turn to spray tanning when you want to get a little glow. But the whole process is a little…weird. For starters, you have to strip down naked in front of a total stranger before they aim a spray gun at every part of your body. Then, you’ll spend the rest of your tanned experience worried that you’ll leave orange marks on pretty much everything you come into contact with. Still, it’s safer than a suntan, so… If you’ve had a spray tan before, you know it’s an experience to remember. Here are a few things that go through every woman’s mind when she gets sprayed. Do you shower first or not? When was the last time you exfoliated? And crap—you totally put on moisturizer, deodorant, and perfume before your tan. Fingers crossed that it still looks good (and not streaky) once you step out of the booth... Learn about some of the crazy beauty treatments women have used throughout history: These people are trained professionals, but still...it's 2018, why can't we have technology that lets us get bronzed without having to strip down to our birthday suits? You're already standing there naked. Why is it so damn cold in here? It's worse than the doctor's office. Something between “sun-kissed” and “I just got back from my vacation home in Tahiti” is clutch. Thankfully, you can get rid of an Oompa-Loompa look with some exfoliation at home in the shower but still...ideal to avoid that fate! Not only do you have to get naked in front of a technician, you’re totally bloated and really need to fart. Great. Squeeze it in, girl! (Learn how bone broth can help you lose weight with Women's Health's Bone Broth Diet.) Nothing screams “this tan is fake!” like splotchy skin. But do you say something to the technician, or just trust they know what they're doing? Time to tamp down on your Type-A impulses. Of course, today was the one day you decided to wear that white dress that’s been hanging in the back of your closet for ages. Might as well Google "how to get spray tan out of fabric" before you get dressed again. Sure, most spray tan artists say their work won’t rub off, but you do not want to risk having orange stains all over your sexy sheets. You went through all of this to get tanned—you are not going to let anything mess it up now. And that includes wearing a bra.
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